Bayless Babbles: San Francisco 49ers Guide to Week 3

By Justin Cheng

The 49ers are 1-1, are in the midst of the toughest part of their schedule, and find themselves at a huge junction in their "Quest for Six" run. After the overhyped Week 2 game against the Seattle Seahawks, Jim Harbaugh will now have to face another one of his former Stanford players -- last week being perennial loudmouth Richard Sherman -- coming in the form of quarterback Andrew Luck. 

In the two years of the Harbaugh-Luck combination, they took a lowly regarded Stanford program, beat top-10 ranked teams in Oregon and USC, en-route to an Orange Bowl victory against Virginia Tech. Harbaugh ultimately bolted for an NFL coaching opportunity before Luck's senior season, and Luck eventually became Peyton Manning's successor in Indianapolis.

This sentiment must have 49ers fans clamoring for some good news, as they played poorly in their rivalry showdown. The 49ers offensive line could not get any push on the running lanes, the wideouts were not getting any separation off the press, and Aldon Smith backhanded a solid performance with idiotic antics off the field.

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1) Coaching Advantage on Luck?

Put aside the sentiment. Is there a coaching-insider advantage on the Colt's quarterback? Take into consideration that most of the 49ers coaching staff was also at Stanford when Luck was there. 49ers offensive coordinator Greg Roman and defensive coordinator Vic Fangio held the same positions during the Stanford run.

Don't count on it.

Even Harbaugh admitted that "there's not a lot that confuses him (Luck) or rattles him. There's very little that he doesn't handle well. He's just that type of player."

2) Establish the Run
Show that muscle, Frank. We need you.

The 49ers ranked 4th in the NFL in rushing yards last season, but their run-first offense has been non-existent throughout the first two weeks of the season. We  will need better production from our running backs to keep our playbook open to prevent long third-down situations.







3) Stop Being an Idiot

Don't drink and drive.

Stop being a dumbass.

I don't know what else to say.

Stop being a dumbass.

@AldonSmith http://t.co/nYKMeqYxtT USE IT. #yourewelcome
— Justin Cheng (@therealjcheng) September 22, 2013

For previous guides, click below
Preseason Week 2
Preseason Week 3
Preseason Week 4
Week 1 (vs. Packers)
Week 2 (vs. Seahawks)


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Bayless Babbles: San Francisco 49ers Guide to Week 2

By Justin Cheng

After all the offseason chatter and eyebrow-shaving bets, Week 2 is finally here. This budding rivalry promises to be a physical, smashmouth, and expletive-filled brand of football that Bobby Boucher's momma would not approve of.



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1) 'What's Your Deal?'

Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll's disdain of each other has followed them since the college ranks. Carroll's USC teams were once thought to be untouchable, until Harbaugh's upstart Stanford team gave them a taste of their own medicine by running up the score en route to a victory. Like meeting in-laws that one is not fond of, this NFC West rivalry game has to happen twice a year, whether these two like it or not.




2) 12th Man

Seattle has arguably the best home-field advantage in football, if not all of sports. The Seahawks were undefeated in their defeaning stadium last year, and it will be imperative that the 49ers, particularly the coaching staff and Colin Kaepernick, execute their game plan to perfection. For all the things that Kaepernick does well, game clock management has been his Achilles heel. Seattle fans seem to pride themselves in their loudness, and any false start or delay of game will only make the stadium louder. It's important the 49ers score early to minimize how much the fans can play a factor in the game.

3) Play Physical
Seattle is a formidable foe, and this is what it looked like last year when they came out swinging, which resulted in Vernon Davis getting knocked out of the game and Mario Manningham not having touched a football field since last year's game.

For previous guides, click below
Preseason Week 2
Preseason Week 3
Preseason Week 4
Week 1 (vs. Packers)

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Eyebrowless in Seattle

by Justin Cheng

49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick and the Seahawks' Russell Wilson face each other in Week 2 of the 2013 NFL season, and as we heard earlier today, they have made a bet with the loser shaving their eyebrows. Here's what Russell Wilson might look after they face the five-time Super Bowl champions.

Russell Wilson confused.

Russell Wilson on the phone.

Russell Wilson selling electronics.

Russell Wilson at awards shows.

Russell Wilson with Miley Cyrus under center.

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Kaepernick and Russell Bet on Eyebrows

by Justin Cheng

There has been a lot of offseason jawing between the San Francisco 49ers and the Seattle Seahawks. The mutual hate between the two NFC West rivals are expected to play out later in the season, as they figure to be in the mix for a Super Bowl bid. Quarterbacks Colin Kaepernick and Russell Wilson are two of the young stars in the NFL today, and they put a wager that might change how they look after Week 2 when the 49ers travel to the Pacific Northwest to face Richard Sherman's never-ending, rambling mouth and the obnoxiously loud 12th man.

I hope Wilson is a big fan of these ninja dudes.

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Bayless Babbles: San Francisco 49ers Guide to Week 1

By Justin Cheng

Oh, what might have been. The Kaepernick family was originally from Wisconsin, and Colin grew up a Green Bay Packer fan. Don't think for a second that will play any part in Sunday's game. The 49ers have beat the Packers twice last year, including a memorable NFC Divisional game at Candlestick. 

These teams are two favorites to meet in the playoffs again, and here's a couple things to sit on for Week 1.

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1) Quarterback Espionage

Scott Tolzien sighting!! It felt like it was just last week that we were talking about how Tolzien was on the wrong end of the quarterback carousel. Tolzien has been the resident backup under the Harbaugh administration and recently signed with the Packers after being cut after Week 3 of the preseason. Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman had utilized a pretty bare playbook in the preseason to hide his hand to opposing teams, but Tolzien has extensive knowledge of the 49ers playbook and can provide valuable knowledge of what to expect.



2) Hey everybody, Patrick Willis is okay 


All-Pro Patrick WIllis has been out the entire preseason with a broken hand. I'm not exactly sure what this does, Patrick, but I'm going to trust you on this one.

3) Sack Feast

With the Packers' left tackle, Bryan Bulaga out for the season -- thankfully for The Blind Side, we now know is the second-most important position in football -- this poses a huge problem for the Packers' offensive line.
Aldon Smith, who apparently likes target practice in all aspects of the word, should focus his efforts on terrorizing Aaron Rodgers rather than worrying who has next for beer pong. 





For previous guides, click below
Preseason Week 2
Preseason Week 3
Preseason Week 4

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Golden State Beef

#CutDedmon
by Justin Cheng

When I had heard that the Golden State Warriors had signed a player from USC, the amount of school pride that swelled in my veins could not be contained. The University of Southern California has had recent stream of student-athletes that have gone on the NBA, including OJ Mayonnaise, Demar Derozan, Nick Swaggy P Young, and Taj Gibson. USC's basketball team has struggled in the past couple seasons and failed to appear in the NCAA tournament two years in a row, so it goes beyond saying it was a momentous day for the Trojan family. 

Or so it seemed. 

That's when it was discovered that it was 7'0" center Dewayne Dedmon who was signed by the Warriors. Immediately, those good feelings turned into something reminiscent of the four times I watched Two Girls One Cup (here's the link in case you want to empathize with how I feel). 

Okay, you feel it now right?

So you ask: Why do you feel so much disdain for him?

I've made it no secret on this blog about my dislike of Pablo Sandoval, who wastes his God-given talents on smashing donut shops, rather than baseballs. Ryan Braun is an unconscionable liar and cheat. 

Dewayne Dedmon is neither of those. DEWAYNE DEDMON IS A LINE-CUTTER!

On the morning of September 22, 2011, an eye-widening tweet rang out through the Twittersphere. 

J. Cole is coming to USC!!! http://t.co/1gzp0h1X
— GZ Performance Cafe (@GroundZeroUSC) September 21, 2011

SAY WHAT?! J-Cole, the pride of Fayetteville, North Carolina, rapper extraordinaire was going to be coming to MY SCHOOL! 

Up to that point in my life, I had the fantastic experiences to see LMFAO, Dat Phan, and Super Cr3w -- a VIP list of nobodies -- in person. It was a no-brainer, a decision more instant than noodles. I made the conscious choice to skip class and wait to meet the guy whose Friday Night Lights had taken the space of CD space #4 in my car for the past year.

I entered the café at 9 am. It was silent, giving no indication that an up-and-coming rapper was going to be present within the coming hours. Nothing had been set up. 

"Had I been deceived? Was this a hoax?" I asked myself. The proof was there on my phone. I had to wait. 

20 minutes later, I hear a rumbling by the café staff, "Let's set up some chairs and some lines." 

"YES!" I thought. This wasn't a joke!

To top it all off, I see Beats By Dre, the popular headphone company, setting up their own stand. People start standing in line, and there are murmurs that they will be giving out free headphones for the first few people in line.

HOLY SHIT! I was going to meet one of my favorite rappers AND get a pair of $200 headphones for free?! Skipping class has not paid off this well since I skipped Chinese 3 in high school to go get In N Out.

An hour passes by, and more people are starting to arrive. 

"It's alright," I thought to myself smugly, "These people are never going to get my type of experience."

12:30 p.m. passes, and J. Cole is still not there. I start getting antsy, and I begin to wonder if he is ever going to come. I throw out some of fanboyish tweets, hoping that he would hurry his ass up. I want to eat lunch too, asshole. 

2:30 p.m. Holy shit. I am over it. I want to eat. The MC of the event announces that J. Cole is coming in from Burbank, a 20-minute drive to LA, and is going to be late. 

"Yeah, no shit, dumbass. He was late two hours ago." 

3:15 p.m. "J.Cole is in the parking lot. He is coming now!" the MC bellows through the microphone. 

3:15:01 p.m. MAYHEM ensues. I see the teenie boppers scrambing and screaming. I was secretly screaming inside too. More so because I was hungry, rather than excitement. FINALLY!

3:16 p.m. A darkness consumes the room and a seven-foot shadow is cast upon myself and four other normal-sized human beings. 

"WTF, who turned off the lights?" I thought.

I turn around to see, 7'0" center Dewayne Dedmon of the USC basketball team standing right in front of me. 

I was immediately shocked and dazed at the sight of the school's seven-foot butterfingered, underachieving center, "He was not here before. How hard could it be to spot a seven-foot butterfingered, underachieving center?" 

Nobody says anything, and I certainly wasn't going to talk shit to a seven-foot butterfingered, underachieving center.

3:17 p.m. J. Cole enters. He immediately gets a loud roar of applause. He takes the microphone and apologizes for his tardiness, and says, "Let's get this thang going!"

I respected Cole's offer at an apology, but I was still fuming at the idea that this seven-foot blunder was in front of me, after I waited over six hours to see one of my favorite rappers.

As the line starts going, I see the Beats by Dre table giving out the headphones. My mixed emotions of excitement, rage, and hunger quickly turned to fear -- fear that I would not get a free pair of $200 headphones. 

The line progresses, and as I look up, Dedmon talks to the Beats by Dre table, and I see the very last pair of headphones going into those buttery hands... I couldn't believe it. He waited a total of ten minutes, and he got the headphones AND met J.Cole before I did. 

That ruined the moment that I had been envisioning for the past six hours. All in all, I was still ecstatic to meet such well-respected artist. I had to keep a wider perspective, and I was grateful to be able to shake hands with him and get an autograph! So I can now say that J. Cole knows my name, and here is the proof.

BUT, I still want Dewayne Dedmon cut. If he can cut in lines, he can certainly be cut from the Warriors.

Start the trend on Twitter, #CutDedmon.
THE END






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Behind the Tattoos

By Justin Cheng

Colin Kaepernick's quick rise to fame has been met with an equal amount of criticism. From his tattoos to the Miami Dolphin hat incident, many have taken it upon themselves to provide their own perspectives about the 25-year-old. Wikipedia glancers know that Kapernick was adopted, but, many don't know the rest of the story that comes with it. This video gives a deeper glimpse into San Francisco's resident quarterback.

Vernon Brings Chucky to Work

By Justin Cheng


Training camp can often be a grind, especially for veterans who have secure jobs. Pro Bowl tight end Vernon Davis brought a special friend to work to keep his teammates on edge.






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Bayless Babbles: San Francisco 49ers Guide to Preseason Week 4

By Justin Cheng

If there was anything more baffling than Miley Cyrus' VMA performance, it was Week 3 of the preseason for the San Francisco 49ers. Here is a quick GIF recap of Week 3.

Three jackasses (one not pictured & one of whom was a Colts fan) ran onto the field to audition as pinch runners for the San Francisco Giants' oversized third baseman. (via SBNation)

 Rookie Quinton Patton's audition went just about as well. (via SBNation)

Lavelle Hawkins' three unsportsmanlike penalties on two plays proved to the world that not everyone that graduates from Berkeley is a genius. (via SBNation)

With the regular season just around the corner, the 49ers are just about set on their next Super Bowl run. Position battles have been all but set, and according to Taylor Price (@TaylorPrice49) of 49ers.com, we may not get to see much of our favorite 49er veterans in the final preseason game. However, that does not mean we are not in for a show, considering the antics we saw just four days earlier. Here are some quick things to look for in Week 4.



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1) FINAL ROSTER CUTS

The 49ers placed five players on the Reserve/NFI list and sent Mario Manningham and Michael Crabtree to the Reserve/PUP list. In doing so, the team only had to cut two players, British discus thrower Lawrence Okoye and Lamar Divens. This was quite a genius move by the front office staff, as that allows them to evaluate all the players in the last preseason game before making final cuts.





Here are some final position battles that we should take a look at.

Running back: Jewel Hampton, DJ Harper 

Wide Receiver: Lavelle Hawkins, Austin Collie

Linebacker: Michael Wilhoite, Nick Moody, Corey Lemonier (Lemon-yay!), Cam Johnson

Cornerback: Nnamdi Asomugha, Perrish Cox 

2) Quarterback Carousel (update)

Colt McCoy was given ample opportunities to prove himself in Week 3. He operated in a very vanilla offense (referring to the game plan, not his skin color) and completed 11 of 15 passes for 109 yards. McCoy, who was amidst trade rumors this week and gave up over half his contract money, was named as the backup to Colin Kaepernick. Such similar desperation can be seen in strip clubs, where guys throw money to see some ass and tits. 

With the backup spot secured, this leaves the door open for B.J. Daniels, who has continued to be impressive, and recently signed Seneca Wallace to battle for the third quarterback spot. Week 4 of the preseason should feature more of these two, or have a two-person Hunger Games fight to the death. May the odds be ever in your favor.


Depth Chart
Starter: Colin Kaepernick
Second String: Colt McCoy
Third String: B.J. Daniels / Seneca Wallace


3) Starting Eric Reid

The 49ers would not play someone who has not earned the right to -- ahem, AJ Jenkins -- so it's extremely encouraging to see that this year's first-round draft choice has earned the starting safety spot. Reid has drawn high praise from fellow safety Donte Whitner, who said, "...he's (Reid) always been a good student, a student of the game. When you put those two in a guy that is willing to work, that's why you win a starting free safety spot on arguably the best defense as a rookie. It's hard to do, and he did it." 


This past offseason, 49ers fans were concerned about the loss of hard-hitting, All-Pro safety Dashon Goldon, but Reid can lay out some wood as well.

It may seem like I'm hyping up the last week of a boring preseason, but this is actually a critical part of the season. However these position battles pan out, nothing will be quite shocking as Hannah Montana humping a foam penis.

For previous guides, click below
Bayless Babbles: San Francisco 49ers Guide to Preseason Week 2
Bayless Babbles: San Francisco 49ers Guide to Preseason Week 3

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Dancing with the Giants

by Justin Cheng


Since the San Francisco Giants are bound for a long offseason, it looks like we have two frontrunners for the next powerhouse on Dancing With The Stars.

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Bayless Babbles: San Francisco 49ers Guide to Preseason Week 3

by Justin Cheng

AJ Jenkins (left) was traded to the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday.

49ers management started the Week 3 of the preseason with a huge bang, cutting the cord with last year's first-round pick, AJ Jenkins, trading him to the Kansas City Chiefs for wide receiver Jon Baldwin. This comes a day after Jim Harbaugh said Jenkins would likely expand his role as kick returner. Jenkins, who couldn't catch a common cold, let alone footballs, was expected to give the 49ers a much needed deep threat, coming off a loss in the 2011 NFC championship game. Jenkins was only active in three games in 2012, costing the 49ers  $1.2 million, which by Johnny Manziel standards, is two weeks worth of signing his own jersey.

The 49ers defense was suffocating.

With two weeks until the start of the regular season, the 49ers are still one of the clear favorites to win the Super Bowl. The defensive line absolutely dominated the line of scrimmage and terrorized Alex Smith like lions on a piece of meat or walkers on Rick Grimes. While Colin Kaepernick was given one series of playtime, B.J. Daniels, as predicted in our guide to Preseason Week 2, got some valuable minutes and orchestrated a final scoring drive to beat the Chiefs 15-13.



Now that we got the battle of the prodigal quarterback over with, we can refocus for Week 3. With August 27 as the date when teams have to trim their rosters from 90 to 75, this is the time when players really need to start making good impressions on their coaches. Practice reps are a weeklong audition for playing time, which will be sparse compared to the first two games of the preseason.

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1) Done Capping Kap

As much as I hate looking at this picture, red zone offense is a huge question mark for the reigning NFC champions. There is no question that Kaepernick has a rocket arm, but the progression he has made in that aspect of his game is yet to be determined. Harbaugh is bound to unleash the beast -- at least for the first quarter -- for Sunday's game, then we can make judgments if body shots, GQ covers, and oddly coordinated outfits have deterred any progress from being made.



2) QB Carousel

With the addition of Seneca Wallace into the mix, this makes for one crowded neapolitan quarterback competition. 49ers Insider Matt Maiocco reported that after his performance against the Chiefs, B.J. Daniels would start getting some more looks at quarterback with the second team offense. So far in the preaseason, Scott Tolzien and Colt McCoy's performances have been laughable, throwing a combined whopping zero touchdowns, three interceptions, and 264 yards. 



--Recommendation--
Don't put too much stock into Daniels' latest performance against the Chiefs. Daniels entered late in the third quarter, and most of the players that he was facing are more than likely to be out of the league in two weeks. 


--Depth Chart Prediction--

Starter: Colin Kaepernick
Second String: Seneca Wallace
Third String: Colt McCoy

Seneca Wallace has been a backup in this league for ten years. Such experience is indispensable, and he looks to be slotted to make the team as Kaepernick's backup. 

Colt McCoy still hasn't shown much in two outings, and this week will be pretty critical if he wants be the second string back up. He has shown good mobility, rushing for 37 yards against the Chiefs. McCoy has the ability to be a solid backup in this league but will probably be the third string.

B.J. Daniels will not be on the quarterback depth chart . Last week's guide noted how Daniels lined up at running back and tight end, so he will make the team because of his versatility. If not, he will probably be stashed away for development on the practice squad.

Tolzein is the odd man out. Dating back to last year, he has completed 47 percent of his passes (26 of 55) with a 46.7 passer rating. Sorry buddy, BYE BYE BYE.







3) Seattle Stomp Job

The Seattle Seahawks' 40-10 beatdown of the Denver Broncos, another favorite to win the Super Bowl this year, should have bandwagon 49ers fans quaking in their new #7 jerseys. The Seahawks absolutely dismantled the Broncos, a beat down that had not been seen since Dwayne Johnson was The Rock and not chasing Dominic Toretto in his rice rocket.






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