After two rounds of David Stern booing, Shane Battier doing his best ratchet Doris Burke impersonation, and NBA musical chairs, The Bayless Babbles will hand the first annual Babble Draft awards for those who participated in this year's NBA Draft.
BEST HAIR -- Lucas Nogueria
Boston Celtics center Kelly Olynyk, the seven-foot Justin Bieber, came in close second in this category, but Nogueria, a first-round draft pick by the Atlanta Hawks, couldn't even fit his hat on his head. It was quite impressive to see that he walked down to the podium and shook the comissioner's hand without the cap falling off. I guess these athletic gifts that these NBA players goes further than putting balls into buckets (that's what she said).
BIGGEST "NO SHIT" -- Kiwi Gardner
You might be familiar with Kiwi Gardner, the 5'10", 165 pound guard from Oakland, CA. He constantly tore it up in San Francisco's Pro-Am league, but went undrafted yesterday. This came after a year of being ruled academically ineligible in his first year at Providence. With only high school and summer league Youtube clips on his résumé, it was the biggest "No Shit" of this year.
MOST UPSETTING MOMENT -- Nerlens Noel, Ben McLemore, & Steven Adams
The buzz that Philadelphia 76ers forward Nerlens Noel, Sacramento Kings guard Ben McLemore, and Oklahoma City Thunder center Steven Adams created by flashing their in-sewn attire to theirs suit were the lowest points in this draft. Changing the landscape of fashion, these three lottery picks are pressuring to conceivably invest a sizable amount of money towards something people will almost never see. For someone who is currently unemployed, that is not a bright prospect.
It's been a rough week in Boston, and Bill Simmons, the editior-in-chief of Grantland and diehard Boston fan, called out the former Celtics head coach, claiming that he had "quit" on his team. I like Doc Rivers, and I think he's one of the best coaches, if not the best, in the NBA, but this was kind of a roundabout way of saying that Simmons is an idiot and the "I am too classy for that" add-in is thrown out at that point.
Bill Simmons 1, Doc Rivers 0
TWEET OF THE NIGHT -- Bill Simmons
(Via Yahoo Sports) -- In light of the war of words between Simmons and Doc Rivers, Jeremiah Rivers, son of Doc, came to his father's defense and blasted Simmons on Twitter. The seven-tweet rant made some really good points that Simmons could not have known the full picture of Doc's departure from the Celtics. Despite those valid points, Simmons retorted back in a comical manner that I couldn't help but chuckle at.
When I get home I'm signing up my 5 and a half year old son for Twitter so he can defend me against Doc Rivers' kids.
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) June 28, 2013
Bill Simmons 2, Doc Rivers 0, Jeremiah Rivers 0
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