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Friday, June 28, 2013

The Babble Draft Awards

By Justin Cheng


After two rounds of David Stern booing, Shane Battier doing his best ratchet Doris Burke impersonation, and NBA musical chairs, The Bayless Babbles will hand the first annual Babble Draft awards for those who participated in this year's NBA Draft.


BEST HAIR -- Lucas Nogueria 
Boston Celtics center Kelly Olynyk, the seven-foot Justin Bieber, came in close second in this category, but Nogueria, a first-round draft pick by the Atlanta Hawks, couldn't even fit his hat on his head. It was quite impressive to see that he walked down to the podium and shook the comissioner's hand without the cap falling off. I guess these athletic gifts that these NBA players goes further than putting balls into buckets (that's what she said).







BIGGEST "NO SHIT" -- Kiwi Gardner
You might be familiar with Kiwi Gardner, the 5'10", 165 pound guard from Oakland, CA. He constantly tore it up in San Francisco's Pro-Am league, but went undrafted yesterday. This came after a year of being ruled academically ineligible in his first year at Providence. With only high school and summer league Youtube clips on his résumé, it was the biggest "No Shit" of this year.





MOST UPSETTING MOMENT -- Nerlens Noel, Ben McLemore, & Steven Adams
The buzz that Philadelphia 76ers forward Nerlens Noel, Sacramento Kings guard Ben McLemore, and Oklahoma City Thunder center Steven Adams created by flashing their in-sewn attire to theirs suit were the lowest points in this draft. Changing the landscape of fashion, these three lottery picks are pressuring to conceivably invest a sizable amount of money towards something people will almost never see. For someone who is currently unemployed, that is not a bright prospect.




QUOTE OF THE NIGHT -- Doc Rivers
"I would like to call him (Bill Simmons) an idiot, but I am too classy for that"
It's been a rough week in Boston, and Bill Simmons, the editior-in-chief of Grantland and diehard Boston fan, called out the former Celtics head coach, claiming that he had "quit" on his team. I like Doc Rivers, and I think he's one of the best coaches, if not the best, in the NBA, but this was kind of a roundabout way of saying that Simmons is an idiot and the "I am too classy for that" add-in is thrown out at that point.

Bill Simmons 1, Doc Rivers 0



TWEET OF THE NIGHT -- Bill Simmons

(Via Yahoo Sports) -- In light of the war of words between Simmons and Doc Rivers, Jeremiah Rivers, son of Doc, came to his father's defense and blasted Simmons on Twitter. The seven-tweet rant made some really good points that Simmons could not have known the full picture of Doc's departure from the Celtics. Despite those valid points, Simmons retorted back in a comical manner that I couldn't help but chuckle at.


Bill Simmons 2, Doc Rivers 0, Jeremiah Rivers 0




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Sunday, June 9, 2013

Is the King to Blame?

By Justin Cheng







Despite four MVP seasons and a marvelous 48 point game (with 25 of 26 of his team's final points) against the Pistons in the 2005 Eastern Conference Finals, LeBron's ability to show up in big games has been put into question. Whether it was a disappearing act in his last season with Cleveland against the Celtics or his hairline, LeBron James has been constantly under the magnification of scrutiny ever since his announcement to play in South Beach, where the Heat find themselves down one game to the San Antonio Spurs. While Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade have provided some help in Game 1, who is to blame for the Heat? 

Calm down, LeBron nuthuggers. The King is not at fault here. As predicted in my NBA Finals preview, It is Erik Spoelstra, who is clearly outmatched by the legend himself, Gregg Popovich. While Spoelstra has led his team to the best record in the NBA in the regular season, a seven-game series may prove my theory. Popovich relies on Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, and Tim Duncan to run his offense, while maximizing the talents of his role players. These are some things that the Heat will have looked at in their game film and more than likely will make adjustments for Game 2.


1) No Off Ball Movement --> BAD SHOTS

According to BballBreakdown, the Heat ran their "5 Out" offense 35% of their half-court sets, earning a respectable 1.03 points per possession. In the last nine possessions of the game, however, they had no field goals, with only five free throws to show for it. Let's compare how the team's offenses look when there is ball movement.


















Now let's look at the Spurs, who noticeable do not just stand around and wait for plays to come to them.















2) Lebron Must Dominate the Post!

LeBron's number was called only nine times during Game 1 to post up Kahwi Leonard; this is a matchup that needs to be exploited. Leonard is a good player and defender, but there is no way he can stop LeBron, who outweighs him by 25 pounds. Look for LeBron to get the ball closer to the block in Game 2, rather than 20 feet out and taking significantly lower percentage jumpshots. Below is LeBron's shot chart in the past 30 days. If he has such a significant skill and physical advantage on Leonard, look for LeBron to expose it.
3) WHY THE HELL IS CHRIS BOSH TAKING 3-POINT SHOTS?

There are three people at fault in this play, and I'll rank them in order of who should be blamed.
#1 -- Spoelstra -- Why are you not screaming at Bosh to stop shooting 3's? For his career, he is only 28.8% from behind the line. Sure he's been shooting 42.9% during the playoffs, but when you're down 4 with one minute to go, I would rather settle for a better percentage shot. 

#2 -- Bosh -- Yeah, I don't even want to talk about you. You are absolute trash. I hope Lil Wayne had fun with your wife.

#3 -- LeBron -- You are the point guard of your team, and you should decide who takes the big shots. Yeah, your stat line looks nice and all with your loaded triple double, but you are THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA, TAKE THAT SHOT. Heat nation and the rest of your team surely cannot blame you for taking a shot with your credentials, but to dish it out to Chris Bosh for 3?! Inconceivable.

There is an open lane for you to take, LeBron. TAKE IT TO THE RACK!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE PASSIVE!

PREDICTION:
LeBron and company will make the necessary adjustments and take Game 2.
LeBron's statline: 34 points, 10 rebounds, 8 assists.




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Saturday, June 8, 2013

NBA Life at Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue: Seventh Grade

Fred Jacob as Rasheed Wallace
By Justin Cheng

Fred Jacob and Rasheed Wallace always had an agenda on their respective platforms. Whether it was on the hardwood or in German class, cries of the incompetency of George W. Bush or that the basketball, in fact, does not lie were rampant. If they didn't strike some fear or political sense into you, neither would be doing his job. 

Wallace's early playing days as a member of the famed Jail Blazers led Portland to five 49+ win seasons. Despite regular season successes, Sheed could not hold his temper, racking up a record 41 technical fouls in the 2000-01 season and earning multiple suspensions. One memorable incident involved Wallace threatening referee Tim Donaghy -- who is a disgraced referee, mind you -- by "kicking his ass." 

Although Mr. Jacob never used that type of force, learning politics from our German teacher felt like decoding the teacher from Peanuts. His fiery political tangents instilled a type of venue that could only be understood by himself. My directionless mind couldn't capture why the Iraqi war was unjustified when I was more worried about being surrounded by girls in plaid skirts and my junk popping out of my corduroys. With such pubescent thoughts running my mind, I would certainly never give any thought of advocating for Republican beliefs in fears of Herr Jacob wird stoßen mein hintern. 



Check out the rest of the NBA Life at Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue series.
Myself: Justin Cheng as The Birdman
Kindergarten: Melissa Faust as Kwame Brown
First Grade: Ruth Stressow as Jerry Sloan
Second Grade: Irene Jew as Cliff Paul
Third Grade: Edith Kvale as Gregg Popovich
Fourth Grade: Pamela Keiser as Don Nelson
Fifth Grade: Elaine Mills as Scott Skiles
Sixth Grade: Kari O'Connor as Mike D'Antoni
Coming soon: Les Morris as Craig Sager


The Bayless Babbles, along with being a sports blog, is a realization of why I have liberal political beliefs and is authored by UC Merced as USC alumni Justin Cheng.


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Thursday, June 6, 2013

Twitter Reaction to TP9

By Justin Cheng

Tony Parker's amazing trick shot caught the attention of the sports world and a special someone as well.








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NBA Finals Preview: Will Miami Bring the Heat?

Will a New Dynasty Emerge?
By Justin Cheng

For at least the next four games, the ultimate battle of styles in the NBA will be tested. One efficiently run half-court offense will be matched up to the uptempo athleticism of LeBron James and company. While the San Antonio Spurs are coming off a dismantling of a very good Memphis Grizzlies team, the Heat are fresh off a seven-game slugfest with the Indiana Pacers. With each of these teams with their own sets of strengths and weaknesses, this is my own take of how each of these teams will match up.

Offense
Miami -- While LeBron's production has been unreal throughout the playoffs, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh's performances have been rather inconsistent. In the conference finals, Wade and Bosh were both regulated to being jump shooters, mostly in part of Roy Hibbert's presence. It wasn't until Game 7 that Wade started to attack the basket and had his best game of the series. Even with Tim Duncan protecting the paint, San Antonio won't have that same intimidating presence in the middle, and it is imperative that the Heat attack the basket often and early in order to avoid playing too much half-court offense. 

San Antonio -- Forget the boring arguments, their offense works, and they have all the right players to do it. Tony Parker has again solidified himself as one of the elite point guards in the League, which will force Wade and/or LeBron to pick up Parker at some point in this series. During the regular season, the Spurs sat their own Big 3, and despite taking a loss, absolutely murdered the Heat in the paint. Entry passes to Splitter and Duncan will give the Heat, who do not have a basket protector other than Chris Andersen, migraines. 

Splitter and Duncan will be the keys for beating the Heat.
In each of the wins against the Pacers, the Heat forced 20, 10, 17 and 21 turnovers. I don't envision the Spurs turning the ball over that many times, as they have only had 11.7 giveaways throughout the playoffs. This will be key for keeping the Heat in a half-court style offense, which they do not excel in. 

Advantage -- Spurs

Defense
LeBron will look to lock down Tony Parker.
Miami -- Having LeBron James, who is a five-time All-Defense First Team, that can disrupt your offense by pestering the point guard, is a coach's dream. I am reminded of the 2011 Conference Finals, when LeBron took it upon himself to lock down Derrick Rose. The MVP had a terrible time getting into rhythm, and Parker will face similar difficulties. Players like Battier and Wade also have the ability to lock down key-players.                            

San Antonio -- In the series with the Warriors, the Spurs had to mask Tony Parker's ineffectiveness on defense by switching Danny Green to guard Stephen Curry. Parker will have to stay on the floor for the Spurs to win, and who he has to guard is a key factor. If the Heat adjust their backcourt to put Wade at the point and Ray Allen at the off guard, it will create nightmares for the Spurs on defense.                               

Advantage -- Miami


Bench
Miami's bench has played fantastic.
Miami -- Norris Cole, Ray Allen, Shane Battier, Chris Andersen, and Joel Anthony. This lineup could probably beat the Bobcats. All seriousness aside, this group has played their roles extremely well, even when they have the top three guys at their positions in the starting lineup. Andersen had a fantastic series against the Pacers and will be just as key to keep Splitter out of the painted area.
San Antonio -- No big names, but you cannot deny their effectiveness. Manu has not had a good playoff run but has still hit big shots when the Spurs desperately needed them. The San Antonio offense has not skipped a beat with Cory Joseph running the point. Matt Bonner seems to hit every shot he takes and slobbering Boris Diaw seems to do his job when called upon.

Advantage -- Tied.

Coaching
Miami -- For Erik Spoelstra, this is new territory as a coach. While Milwaukee, Chicago and Indiana are good teams, their rotations were limited either due to injuries or sheer lack of depth. The Spurs, however, use interchangeable parts and are an efficient machine. Spoelstra has instilled a defense-first philosophy with the Heat, but it will be crucial to manage what players are on the floor to create matchup problems. 



Popovich has the coaching edge.
San Antonio -- Gregg Popovich has tailored his offense to suit his aging stars and is the best coach in the NBA today. It should not be overlooked during the regular season game against the Heat, that he did it to not tip his own hand. He has optimized the use of his role players, and they run Popovich's offense to pure perfection. Just look at Danny Green, who was nothing more than a waterboy in Cleveland. Now he's playing over 30 minutes a game in the playoffs, taking responsibility for guarding some of the opponent's best players.

Advantage -- San Antonio

Key Players
Allen and Battier need to take advantage of mismatches.
Miami -- Ray Allen/Shane Battier will be guarded by Tony Parker in the event that Spoelstra tries to run Wade at point, thus forcing Danny Green move up a spot to guard Wade. Either player will have to take advantage of their size and score. This would be the only conceivable mismatch that the Heat will be presented with.


San Antonio -- Manu Ginobili will have to facilitate the offense for the Spurs if Parker is going to be hounded by LeBron. As previously mentioned, he has not had a good playoffs, and it will be critical for him to pick up the scoring. 

Advantage -- Miami

Prediction.
Running plays to have LeBron in the post, attacking Tony Parker on the offensive end and trapping the facilitator past half court will be key things that Miami needs to address. However, San Antonio is an extremely disciplined team on defense and will force the Heat to take jump shots, which they are not extremely effective at. San Antonio will control the pace most of this series, but it will be a grind.

Spurs in 6.





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Monday, June 3, 2013

NBA Life at Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue: Fifth Grade

Elaine Mills as Scott Skiles
By Justin Cheng


If you have paid attention to any of my Facebook statuses in the past two years, you would know exactly what I think of Elaine Mills. To prove how worthy of a friend you are, I have made a popquiz to assess your Facebook attentiveness.

How would I characterize Elaine Mills?
  
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If you guessed TILF, you have my permission to stop reading this blog forever and my blessing to do something more productive with your life.

As for Ms. Mills, I felt as if I was pigeonholed to serve as the perfect student much like how Scott Skiles, the grumpy perfectionist, formerly of the Chicago Bulls and Milwaukee Bucks, expected mistake-free basketball from his players. Skiles' demise with his players seemed to come with his mismanagement of his lineups; Samuel Dalembert, John Henson, and Brandon Jennings all saw inconsistent minutes throughout the year and during crunch time-- 
a recipe for disaster throughout the season and upcoming free agency. For Ms. Mills, her mismanagement of me led me to become a grudge-holding 24-year old, venting about a single disciplinary action 14 years later.

What was this 'disciplinary action' that has kept me burning for so long? Well, the anticipation and wonder are over. As punishment for making a 'bathroom joke' involving taking a big poop, I was not allowed to go on our kite-flying field trip. I had already bought my Leonardo kite, and I no longer had use for it. I was heartbroken.


To make matters worse, I was told I wouldn't amount to anything if I continued to make bathroom jokes. In my defense, I was still traumatized from my 
obsession of dying from dysentary. I was merely trying to make light of a situation in which I lived in constant fear, instead I was berated for it.

With Brandon Jennings' looming free agency and myself having 14 years of not stepping foot in Ms. Mills' classroom, I believe that we both have something to look forward to. Jennings no longer has to deal with fourth quarter benchings, and I can still freely fly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle kites while talking about my poops. 
(Really though, Google 'fourth quarter benching' and you'll see Brandon Jennings' name all over the search. LOL.)



Check out the rest of the NBA Life & Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue
Myself: Justin Cheng as The Birdman
Kindergarten: Melissa Faust as Kwame Brown
First Grade: Ruth Stressow as Jerry Sloan
Second Grade: Irene Jew as Cliff Paul
Third Grade: Edith Kvale as Gregg Popovich
Fourth Grade: Pamela Keiser as Don Nelson
Coming soon: Kari O'Connor as Mike D'Antoni




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, along with being a sports blog is a proclamation that kites and bathroom jokes are awesome and is authored by UC Merced and USC alumni Justin Cheng.


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Saturday, June 1, 2013

NBA Life at Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue: Fourth Grade

Pamela Keiser as Don Nelson
By Justin Cheng


There are two things I can think of that are more frightening than realizing your dream job will never be achieved: 1) the fourth quarters of a Don Nelson-coached team 2) Pamela Keiser's fourth grade class. The 2006-10 Golden State Warriors were consistently in danger of blowing 20-point leads in the final quarter, which instilled bone-chilling fears in the Golden State faithful. This fear can only be compared to my worst nightmare-- pretending that we were on the Oregon Trail. Typical of myself, I had to make up for my lack of attentiveness in class and played the PC game instead. If I learned anything from my Western Expansion study sessions, it was that you could die of dysentery. While the Golden State contingent was fed up with blown leads and D-League lineups (see 2009-10 Golden State Warriors), I was fed up with living in constant fear about my bowels coming out in a blooded heap. Mentally, I was over fourth grade. Sorry, Ms. Keiser. This post isn't blaming you, but I just couldn't envision crossing the Missouri River without worrying where the next porta potty was. 













Check out the rest of the NBA Life & Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue
Myself: Justin Cheng as The Birdman
Kindergarten: Melissa Faust as Kwame Brown
First Grade: Ruth Stressow as Jerry Sloan
Second Grade: Irene Jew as Cliff Paul
Third Grade: Edith Kvale as Gregg Popovich 
Coming Soon: Elaine Mills as Scott Skiles




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Thursday, May 30, 2013

NBA Life at Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue: Third Grade

Edith Kvale as Gregg Popovich
By Justin Cheng


By this point in my life, my life goals were shattered (See Second Grade), and I was confronted with the idea of having to learn something in school rather than fantasizing about a blonde-haired Kwame Brown (See Kindergarten). Edith Kvale had the unfortunate responsibility of bringing me back down to earth, a task which she tried to fill as the Norwegian Gregg Popvich. Our third-grade United States project provided as much excitement as the prospect of watching the San Antonio Spurs for the fourth time in 10 years. Let's face it, you can't screw up this assignment, the United States is the best country in the world (See Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest). But yes, Ms. Kvale, yes you did. While Gregg uses yawn-worthy half-court offense, Ms. Kvale assigned a yawn-worthy state, Colorado, USA. To eight year-old Justin Cheng, Colorado was nothing but Antonio McDyess and JonBenét Ramsey. I guess you can't say that Popovich has incorporated the most exciting brand of basketball, but you can't deny its effectiveness as the Spurs have won 11 division titles, four conference titles and are on the brink of a fifth championship. Similarly, Ms. Kvale's assignment branded two pieces of information that I will never forget: 1) Lark Bunting is the state bird 2) the state flag has a C. I have yet to find myself having to ever use such pertinent information, just as I will never consciously tune my television to watch a Spurs game. Popovich and Ms. Kvale sure have a knack for ruining basketball and academics. 




Check out the rest of the NBA Life & Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue

Myself: Justin Cheng as The Birdman
Kindergarten: Melissa Faust as Kwame Brown
First Grade: Ruth Stressow as Jerry Sloan
Second Grade: Irene Jew as Cliff Paul
Coming Soon: Pamela Keiser as Don Nelson


The Bayless Babbles, along with being a sports blog, is a confession of resentment for Colorado and half-court offenses and is authored by UC Merced and USC alumni Justin Cheng.


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Monday, May 27, 2013

NBA Life at Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue: Second Grade

Irene Jew as Cliff Paul
By Justin Cheng

Learning the dying art of cursive was the main theme of the second grade and can describe my winding journey to find what field of work I should pursue.  My eight year-old, lifelong goals up to that point were to become an outfielder for the San Francisco Giants or a wide receiver for the 49ers. Give me a break, I was colorblind at eight years-old. I didn't know I would turn out to be Chinese, 24 and the size of Shaq's sneaker telephone. Lucky for me, Irene Jew and Cliff Paul were born to assist. While Cliff Paul helped little asian girls find goldfish in basements, Ms. Jew aided us in our search for our potential craft by holding the most horrific event an eight year-old could take part of, CAREER DAY. To this day, the slew of doctors, engineers, and accountants that filled our classroom was the #2 most sobering experience I've had. No longer could we be the red Power Ranger, President of the United States, an astronaut, or an outfielder/wide receiver for the Bay Area beloved. I cannot say that I have fully recovered from that somber experience, which may explain why I am unemployed and writing a blog that receives less likes than my Instagrams of my foot blisters. This post is for you, Cliff and Irene.  

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Sunday, May 26, 2013

NBA Life at Sloat Blvd. & 19th Avenue: First Grade

Ruth Stressow as Jerry Sloan
By Justin Cheng

Ruth Stressow, the model of consistency, was the bastion of WPL's first grade youth for what seemed like ages, as was Jerry Sloan's tenure as the Utah Jazz head man. You don't win 50+ games for ten seasons or teach a classroom full of kids who learned how to read from Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge, the blind engineer, without a solidified plan. Sloan and Stressow's Hall of Fame reigns took a simple approach and brought the Jazz to two NBA Finals and created one author of a blog who lacks credentials and breathes on ill-fated satire. Sloan's use of the pick & roll offense was championed by Stockton & Malone but was later adapted to Deron Williams & Carlos Boozer. The most impressive thing about Ms. Stressow is her use of one player in her classroom, Angela Huang. Boasting the most expressive reading styles our six year-old ears have heard, Angela's oration was seamless and wasn't filled with um's or uh's. We tried sound, speak, even look like Angela, which if anything, was to please Ms. Stressow. Two NBA Finals losses and 17 years later, my narrative skills are still not on par with Angela's first grade level. Such a disappointment for two Hall of Fame careers. Sorry, don't put me in coach.






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